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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:30

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why is rap* a crime?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?